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Your name is MARCULA TODD GENOCIDE. Your friends refer to you as MARK. You enjoy TEH METALZ, PUNK and SKA and have a passion for MUSICS.

I am a music maker-er in bands and stuff and I record other peoples s1ck bEEts too. Other than that I party all the time and watch hockey and Futurama. The other day I saw boobs on the bumper cars.

 

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levibuck:

noobjake:

That is awesome

I love cool things!

(Source: videohall)

I’ve got essays, I’ve got finals due
I have got lots and lots of problems

lazerdollarz:

wilwheaton:

laughterkey:

danielleosaurus-rex:

Cards Against Humanity is a party game for horrible people.

Unlike most of the party games you’ve played before, Cards Against Humanity is as despicable and awkward as you and your friends.

The game is simple. Each round, one player asks a question from a Black Card, and everyone else answers with their funniest White Card.


And it is distributed under a Creative Commons license, meaning it is not only free to play, but remixing, and changing the game are more than just encouraged.

The official hard copy has been sold out for a while now, but a PDF of all the cards, and instructions distributed by the creators for making your own deck can be found here.

You’re welcome, and enjoy!


NO NO NO OKAY THIS GAME IS ACTUALLY THE BEST REAL TALK

I love this idea and I want this very badly.

Best game ever. I cannot recommend it enough.  

CAH?

FOREVER REBLOG.

BEST GAME EVER CREATED.

Best while played drunk, too.

Here’s one my roommate had:

For my next trick, I will pull __________ out of ___________.


His cards were Free Samples and Glory Holes.

DEAD.

I WANT THIS GAME SO BAD

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effyeahska:

Song of the day: Tokyo ska paradise orchestra - Down Beat Stomp

Japanese ska
this is great 

ghostlypariah:

prettyflyforaredspy:

nationalgeographicnipples:

codys-so-mpreg:

omgtsn:

mistcover:

flynnagan:

sorry-for-crocodile-rocking:

wholockian-221b:

Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.



I did it
Best adrenalin rush all day.

NOT SAYING IT.

Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg

oh no

i’m good

i did it

ghostlypariah:

prettyflyforaredspy:

nationalgeographicnipples:

codys-so-mpreg:

omgtsn:

mistcover:

flynnagan:

sorry-for-crocodile-rocking:

wholockian-221b:

Too scared to try…

Oh wow… My therapist is going to have a great time with me today.

I did it

Best adrenalin rush all day.

NOT SAYING IT.

Been sitting here for 3 minutes deciding whether or not to say it omfg

oh no

i’m good

i did it

adriofthedead:

sketch-bat:

robosexualginger:

milkyshop:

aquabats squishy little bat pal

price: $20

brand: gloopy toys

this is an original, new-in-box collectible bat toy from the aquabats! it is made by gloopy toys, and the box has a teensy tiny bit of wear on the back (just from storage) but it has never been opened and is generally in perfect shape. it would make a great gift and is perfect for aquabats fans!

shipping:  usa $4.50  -  canada $6.50  -  international $8

oh jesus god give me it

Mine is sitting right next to me, but it wouldn’t hurt to have one complete in box.

omg I

must have this